Shut Up Dad

I’m not really into working with my hands. I have servants for that. Besides who has the patience to wait for food to “grow”? My produce is delivered fresh to me every morning, from all over the world. I hire a squad of stealth bomber pilots, to drop the cargo right onto my balcony. There’s nothing like waking up to a fresh Caribbean guava still wet with dew. But to get to the point, I do have a secret garden. Excuse me, a garden where I bury my secrets. What you say? Why are you telling us? Because I’m being blackmailed for them, and rather than give this crook a dime, I’m just going to tell you. But don’t worry, I have many more secrets that are still hidden. Anyway, here they are-

1. The Mona Lisa– Relax, it’s not actually buried. I have a vault under the garden…

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Lost in Translation

SOLID means: Stable, sturdy, firm, established, strong, durable, rigid, substantial,  powerful, loud, heavy, splitting, honest, faithful, straightforward, loyal, conscientious, devoted, constant, reliable, dependable, competent, promising, clever, compact, dense, thick, thick-set, concentrated, sterling,neat, pure, stark, constant, steady and united.

I really like this theme. Thank you for the inspiration Jake.

What does solid mean to me? Something/someone you can rely on, depend on, of a giving nature, firm, stable, selfless, a nurturer, as in my post …the cow… that has been around humans serving them for more than 8,000 years.

I shot this hot little number while it was grazing happily on the shores of Formarin Lake in Austrian Alps 🙂

Give it a click to listen to Mike Oldfield’s Concerto  06 – Concerto In C

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Life Without Baby

Mr. Fab called me earlier this week, mortified (and secretly pleased) that he’d just received his first ever senior discount at the ripe old age of 56.

I tried to suppress my laughter, but he was on to me. Luckily, he was a good sport about the whole thing and we immediately headed online to see where else we could take advantage of his, ahem, maturity.

Then it dawned on me. He’d given me the perfect “helpful” conversation ender.

“Do you have kids?”

“No. It didn’t work out for us.”

“Oh, you’re young. There’s still time.”

“Actually, my husband gets a senior discount.”

At which point, I’ll walk away and let them figure it out for themselves.

All joking aside, I know these conversations are never this easy and I don’t mean to be flippant, but imagine if you could come back with a snappy reply to those “helpful” suggestions…

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Pure Deigin

Hi girls!
I have another nail tutorials for you guys, I made before a party with my gymnastic team. This is by far my favorite nails I ever made, check them out:

 

Step by step:
1. take a gold nail polish, and paint the bottom part of your nails (about 1/3 part of the nail). Let it dry completely before next step.
2. Take any color you want and paint the top part of you nails.
3. Take a glitter nail polish and paint it on the bottom part as well.
4. Finish of with a shiny topcoat, and thats is, you are done!

 


That was all for now, hope you like this nail tutorial! 🙂

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Looking For Technology Tips For Your Blog? Try These Great Ideas! 584602

Blogging has become an essential part of how many people promote their businesses or products today. Having the ability to promote yourself online is a great tool to have in your arsenal. Go ahead and look through the tips in this article to learn more about blogging and what it can do for you.

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The Misfit Baker

I don’t know what it’s like in your neck of the woods, but around these parts, white chocolate chips (that are also free of dairy) are pretty scarce. So when I do manage to get my hands on some, I make sure to use them wisely.

In my pre-vegan days, I loved the cookies from Subway. Especially the ones with white chocolate and macadamia nuts. I decided to recreate them, with a twist. A touch of banana, which I felt would complimented the richness of the nuts and chips… I think they may have turned out better than the one’s I remember! Rich, creamy, and sweet, with the perfect balance of softness and chew. Definitely best enjoyed with a tall, cold, glass of your favorite milk… or coffee, whatever is your thing 🙂

If you, too, have difficulty finding vegan white chocolate chips, try Vegan Essentials or Food Fight!

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